Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)

  Do you ever read your spam emails? Sometimes I do just to see if I am missing any important emails. Usually I have the typical Penis Enlargement or Hot Asian Girls in my area or my favorite from a Nigerian Princess wants to send me her inheritance. These are so old and tired. When… Continue reading Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)

Reinventing Yourself In Midlife: Drink More Margaritas!

There comes a time in most everyone’s life where you wonder, “what the hell do I do now?”. The kids are growing up and don’t need me as much, I hate my job, I’m bored with everything, Is God ignoring me?, I want to redecorate my house or move, who am I?, why can’t anyone… Continue reading Reinventing Yourself In Midlife: Drink More Margaritas!

Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

A few days ago I posted a picture of this really cool pineapple lamp on Instagram: Isn’t it totally adorbs? Looks great in my little corner. Well later that night an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the kitty so I called her… Continue reading Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?