I know you haven’t heard from me in a while but that’s a story for another day. Recently I overheard a group of women talking about our upcoming midterm elections here in the US. I was completely shocked at what I was hearing and nearly spilled my margarita all over my new Tommy Bahama shirt!… Continue reading How To Vote in the Midterm Elections Like a Bad Ass Who Knows What They’re Doing. Because A Lot of You Have No Flipping Idea, and it Shows.
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Election 2020. Will It Be The End Of Humankind Or Will It Be What We Need To Find Our New Normal?
We are just a few days away from Election Day 2020. Is this the end of the world? A new fresh start? Armageddon? I think we are all very anxious and excited in a way to find out. The one thing I hope more than anything, is that we can all be calm and move… Continue reading Election 2020. Will It Be The End Of Humankind Or Will It Be What We Need To Find Our New Normal?
Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone.
I know 2020 hasn’t been very kind or helpful to most of us. Maybe some of you have it pretty good right now and if you do, you probably shouldn’t tell anyone. If word gets around that 2020 is actually “your year”, there very well could be a “hit” out on you. The rest of… Continue reading Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone.
Why a Midlife Crisis Mom Should Be The Next President of America.
Trigger Warning: THIS is not a real political post. THIS is humor and satire. Not meant to offend or upset anyone. Just a “Giggle Getter”. With the upcoming elections in 2020, we should all be prepared for a real shitshow no matter what. From now till the election day (and beyond) we are going to… Continue reading Why a Midlife Crisis Mom Should Be The Next President of America.
It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!
Crap. It’s fall already? But it’s still in the 90s here! I can’t enjoy a pumpkin spice latte until the temp is below 70. I’m not even done with my Wal-Mart bucket-o-margarita mix. But I am looking forward to whipping up some hot apple cider with a splash of rum. If you’re not sitting on… Continue reading It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!
The End is Near Y’all!
The world is ending y’all. I swear it. The signs are everywhere. I mean think about it. Floods, fires, locusts and that’s just in MY neighborhood. Watch the news for 5 minutes and you’re thinking, “is this real or is this the new season of Fear the Walking Dead?” By the way I can’t wait… Continue reading The End is Near Y’all!
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