Author: midlifemargaritas
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Confessions of a Cupcakeaholic
I. Want. A. Cupcake. I realize this is not breaking news and there are all kinds of political and social issues we could poke fun of today. But I can’t even think clearly. My sugar level is so low I feel like I could pass out at any minute. No. I don’t have diabetes and…
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Because I have no words, I’m reposting this.
“I’m sitting here in absolute disbelief. Sickened by humanity. Disappointed in the human race. No wonder aliens wouldn’t bother reasoning with us. We’re an intolerant, judgmental, hateful bunch of a-holes. They’ll just use their green-ray guns and vaporize us to smithereens before starting over. “Zoom. Zap. Done.”” Read more here: http://ahdad.com/2016/07/08/the-world-is-burning/
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Help! I’m Locked INSIDE!
I know everyone’s been locked out of their house or car but today I was locked INSIDE my house. How did that happen you ask? Well my lovely friends let me tell you. Today I had all kinds of plans. The Hubby needed to get to a physical therapy session and I was headed to…
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Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Sometimes you just want to buy nice things to wear or for the house etc. But when I see something I really want to buy, I remember that we just can’t have nice things. I cannot tell you the amount of times I say, “And that’s why we can’t have nice things!” It’s like we…
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Sex in the Driveway & Cocktails
Yeah I know, that was terrible of me to lead you into thinking my post was going to be about sex in a driveway. Get your mind out of the gutter peeps! But there really is a drink called “Sex in the Driveway” and it’s simple to make! I found it on Pinterest. Did you know…
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