Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny as Hell Tweets about Parenthood

Well as usual everything in the news, media and world-wide communication is still saying the world is going to hell in a handbasket. So, since nothing else is really funny this past week, I’ve thrown together some pretty funny tweets from twitter world. You know, where people actually have fun sometimes.  Is it just me… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny as Hell Tweets about Parenthood

An Open Letter To Pinterest. We might have to break up unless you change.

Ok ladies. Men too if you are on Pinterest. We need to start a petition or a call-a-thon or a March to get Pinterest to understand us better. I get the feeling they don’t care about us anymore. I’m seriously considering sending them this Dear John letter. Feel free to share this and tag Pinterest… Continue reading An Open Letter To Pinterest. We might have to break up unless you change.

Sharing a Little Secret With You Today. Just Don’t Spread it Around the Interwebs.

Yesterday I left my house without coffee. Once I made it to work, I felt the withdrawals coming on. I guess that means I’m addicted to coffee again. Back in college I could down 2 pots of coffee before lunch. Man I was driven and focused back then! I could accomplish so much with that… Continue reading Sharing a Little Secret With You Today. Just Don’t Spread it Around the Interwebs.

5 Things to Consider Before Getting in Shape. 

  Hey You!  I just got home from an awesome beach vacation. I had the chance to relax and let the stress go for a whole week! Then I made the huge mistake of stepping on that damn scale. I gained 6 pounds!! How does that even happen?! And to top it off, I have… Continue reading 5 Things to Consider Before Getting in Shape. 

Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….

  So what. My blog is one year old today. I CARE! I am so thrilled about how much fun I have had blogging this past year! I have met some very cool and funny bloggers and fans. I started a Facebook page a few months back and have over 600 fans now. Strangers write… Continue reading Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….

Hurricanes and Clown Shows

Happy Tuesday Peeps. I am EXHAUSTED. Between dealing with Hurricane Matthew and the clown show that was the presidential debate the other night, I can’t even. You feel it too? Let’s break it down. Hurricane Matthew. We knew it was coming. Hell I bought bread and milk and batteries a week ago so I knew… Continue reading Hurricanes and Clown Shows

October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.

It’s Wednesday. In October. Yes I know there are more than one Wednesday in a month but this is the first Wednesday. So bite me. Anyhoo, I checked my calendar (yes I still use the planner calendar method *with fancy stickers) and my calendar says to ‘Make Today Great!’ So now what? I mean I use these… Continue reading October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.