Category: America
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Another Rant From Midlife Margaritas. The World Is on Fire Again and I’m 3 Margs Deep In This Blog Post.
Alright, deep breaths, everyone. Missy’s back, back again, my rant is frozen with a lime on the side because, frankly, we all need it. 2025, you’re… a lot. A whole lot. I’ve been MIA lately because the sheer volume of… gestures vaguely at everything… life has required a significant amount of processing. Let’s cut to…
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Where Has the Funny Gone? (2019) Update: 2023-Still Can’t Find the Funny!
I wrote this piece back in 2019 when the world started to catch on fire. Today (3-26-2023) It’s still burning. So, I thought I re-share this post and add a few updates. Why haven’t we emerged from this fire like the phoenix we are? I try to find humor every day. This morning while I…
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Stop Being So Divisive over the first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims and Wampanoags. Can We Just Be Freaking Thankful for Once?
I realize that we live in a society where everyone wants to be divisive over everything. But Bruh, I’m over it. Everyone seems to miss the point of Thanksgiving and move directly to what asses the pilgrims were to come to the new world to kill all the native Americans and then claim their country…
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How To Vote in the Midterm Elections Like a Bad Ass Who Knows What They’re Doing. Because A Lot of You Have No Flipping Idea, and it Shows.
I know you haven’t heard from me in a while but that’s a story for another day. Recently I overheard a group of women talking about our upcoming midterm elections here in the US. I was completely shocked at what I was hearing and nearly spilled my margarita all over my new Tommy Bahama shirt!…
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America is not Dead, It Just Needs a Little Love and Rebranding This 4th of July, and We Know Just What to Do.
Happy Birthday America! Let’s get this party started! Sure, the USA has had its share of disasters and catastrophes, but we are still here, still breathing and about to set off enough fireworks to light up the earth so all of Heaven can see it. So, pet owners, get those thunder shirts ready and put…
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