Category: funny
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Another Rage Rant On How The Human Race Is Annoying Me And Driving Me Over A Cliff Like Thelma & Louise
Please don’t call 911 on me. This is just my usual rant on how the Human Race is insane in the membrane STILL. I think we are all tired of the left, right, middle, political, social issues and the mindlessness in our world right now. Some of us are either having a nervous breakdown or…
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Prostitution Classes and Other Bizarre Rabbit Holes We’ve Discovered On Google While In Quarantine
Quarantine started out with, “Ok, we can do this. Hunker down and watch Netflix, work from home and try not to use too much toilet paper”. Then went to, “OMG, can we just drive around and look at things? I have to get out of this house and if I have to do one more…
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Thirsty Thursdays with Midlife Margaritas. Cocktails and Celebrities Edition.
What? A second blog post in one week?! Have I lost my mind? The answer is yes. No shame in my game. I’ve been posting once a week for a few years now and I decided it was time to mix it up. Maybe I’ll start posting more for all my loving, adoring fans and…
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8 Reasons To Drink That Covid Masks Have Given Me During The Craziest Year In Human History
It’s been a year since Covid invaded the Earth. Like a big headed, long tentacled alien from plant Zoop. Along with shut downs and shut ups, we wear masks now like it’s nothing. But is it nothing really? For one, I have asthma so getting used to a face mask took a long time. But…
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People With No Sense Of Humor, Are You Trying To Be A Difficult Ass? Or Are You Just A Soul Sucking Demon From Hell?
You know these people right? The soulless, humorless, most boring people in the world. They surround us like a pandemic with no vaccine in sight. It’s getting pretty scary out there, not knowing when they will rise up and end all the memes and funny people will be out o’ bizness! As you may know,…
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