Tag: Midlife
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Ladies, Stop Trying to Have it All!
We’ve been taught all our lives that women can have it all. I call BS. We need to stop telling our daughters the same thing. Now hear me out before you start judging me and call me anti-feminist and shame me in my own blog comments. I hear it all the time. I see it…
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Midlife Crisis or Midlife Breakthrough?
According to Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary, A Midlife Crisis is defined as: : a period of emotional turmoil in middle age characterized especially by a strong desire for change Well damn. Emotional Turmoil, Desire for Change. Yep. That just about covers it. Almost. I started this blog when I hit midlife and the kids were just about…
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Why Do We Still Dream About Our High School Locker?
Is it a dream or nightmare? I’ve been out of high school for many years and I still have that dream. You know the one, where we can’t get our locker open or we can’t remember which class we are supposed to go to and we are extremely late for class as it is. I…
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Why a Midlife Crisis Mom Should Be The Next President of America.
Trigger Warning: THIS is not a real political post. THIS is humor and satire. Not meant to offend or upset anyone. Just a “Giggle Getter”. With the upcoming elections in 2020, we should all be prepared for a real shitshow no matter what. From now till the election day (and beyond) we are going to…
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Rock You Like A Hurricane
Now you can’t get that song by The Scorpions out of you head. lol Sorry not sorry. We just made it through Hurricane Dorian. Raleigh, NC made it ok. No real damage. The coast, not so much. Tornados and water spouts, flooding and power outages. But nothing compared to some of the Bahama Islands that…
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