Tag: 2020
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2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.
Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. 2020 was exactly like The Walking Dead and no one will even refute that. No one saw it coming and Therapists are the only billionaires now. Even with…
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19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps
Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)…
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Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years.
Think back to when you were really young. Even before that. Anything spooky happen to you? And not just at Halloween. Did dead relatives visit you? Did you have an imaginary friend? Did you often see shadows move? Have creepy dolls that talked or moved around the room? Do you think you are weird and…
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What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election Spawn Monsters To Rule Humanity Like A Version Of A Michael Jackson Video?
Mercury in Retrograde means the planet Mercury appears to stop and move backwards from it’s orbit. This means during this time, all the bad things that happen, you can blame it on Mercury Retrograde. How awesome, considering we are in it right now till after the 2020 election. Terrified yet? I mean we are all…
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Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone.
I know 2020 hasn’t been very kind or helpful to most of us. Maybe some of you have it pretty good right now and if you do, you probably shouldn’t tell anyone. If word gets around that 2020 is actually “your year”, there very well could be a “hit” out on you. The rest of…
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