Damn. Was 2020 not the longest year ever? That. Was. Excruciating. I don’t think anyone could say 2020 was their year without bursting out laughing or crying. 2020 was exactly like The Walking Dead and no one will even refute that. No one saw it coming and Therapists are the only billionaires now. Even with… Continue reading 2020 Was Like The Worst Hangover Ever. So 2021 Is Going To Need To Step Up And Kick Some Ass.
Omg. Can we be done with 2020 already? If you are reading this, you survived 2020. Congrats. Woohoo. Here’s a cookie. It’s has to get better right? If not we will all go nuts. There’s not an opt-out button for us. But, have no fear! Let’s take a minute or two (for the slow readers)… Continue reading 19 Hilarious Tweets About 2020 From The Funniest Twitter Peeps
Think back to when you were really young. Even before that. Anything spooky happen to you? And not just at Halloween. Did dead relatives visit you? Did you have an imaginary friend? Did you often see shadows move? Have creepy dolls that talked or moved around the room? Do you think you are weird and… Continue reading Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years.
Mercury in Retrograde means the planet Mercury appears to stop and move backwards from it’s orbit. This means during this time, all the bad things that happen, you can blame it on Mercury Retrograde. How awesome, considering we are in it right now till after the 2020 election. Terrified yet? I mean we are all… Continue reading What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election Spawn Monsters To Rule Humanity Like A Version Of A Michael Jackson Video?
I know 2020 hasn’t been very kind or helpful to most of us. Maybe some of you have it pretty good right now and if you do, you probably shouldn’t tell anyone. If word gets around that 2020 is actually “your year”, there very well could be a “hit” out on you. The rest of… Continue reading Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone.
Tomorrow is September 1st, 2020. My birthday is on the 2nd. Will September be better than March through August? Let’s hope so. I know a lot of people who can’t handle much more before they start to laugh hysterically at everything while drooling. I wake up each morning thinking, “is today gonna suck or will… Continue reading Hello September! Will You Be Awesome or Nah?
This is a blog post from my friend Robin over at http://www.solongpta.com Love her humor during our pandemic! I thought you would too! Re-Nesting Covid Style also known as “PANDEMICS ARE FOR THE BIRDS” So here we are, 2020, the year of the Worldwide Pandemic. Or does “pandemic” mean worldwide? (I’ll google later) It’s real and scary, and… Continue reading Re-Nesting Covid Style
I’ve heard you. A lot of you said 2019 was not a great year. Well, for me it was fantastic! I am 4 years into this blog now and have met so many new people through this blog. Awesome, unique and wonderful people. Not to mention my blog group that I meet with monthly, who… Continue reading Later 2019. You were good to me but 2020 is going to be Unstoppable!