Tag: humor
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5 Things to Consider Before Getting in Shape.
Hey You! I just got home from an awesome beach vacation. I had the chance to relax and let the stress go for a whole week! Then I made the huge mistake of stepping on that damn scale. I gained 6 pounds!! How does that even happen?! And to top it off, I have…
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Hey Mom, Remember When Your Kids Used to Embarrass You When They Were Young?
* *This Post is from Gifts.com Blog and they asked me to share with my peeps. So Happy Mother’s Day and enjoy these stories from some really great mom bloggers! ~MidlifeMargaritas Did your child ever say or do something that made you want to crawl under a table and hide? Of course they did! This…
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When The Easter Bunny Almost Died
I may have told you this story before about Easter. I apologize if I have, raising boys has helped me to lose my mind. But its Easter so I want to share an Easter memory. When I was young, I remember my dad hiding Easter eggs in the backyard, Easter lunch at my grandmothers and…
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My Day in 12 Painful Steps (I Need a Vacation)
I’m still asleep, hears alarm: What day is this? In the shower: Did I use the conditioner yet? Omg. Now I have to start over because I can’t remember if I used the conditioner or was it just the shampoo. Or was it just conditioner. Damn. I’ll just grab a pop tart since I’m running late.…
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365 Day Lazy PTA Mom Margarita Challenge.
Day 1: Check all cabinets to make sure you have enough Tequila for the challenge. If not, borrow from friends and neighbors and only go to the liquor store as a last resort. Even then ask for a coupon. Day 2: Limes. Son of a B, forgot the limes. Go to the grocery store and…
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