Tag: funny
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I’m The Worst Mom. Christmas 2016 Edition.
Well it’s almost Christmas 2016 and I am still the worst mom ever. No Christmas cards went out even though I tried to get my kids to pose for a great picture. They were not corporative and after about 100 pictures I gave up. I hope my friends don’t remove me off their card list…
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Too Much Pressure
So Big Daddy brought this huge poinsettia home last week and all I could think was, “OMG. Another living thing I have to keep alive.” I suck at plants, pets and people smaller than me. There are 4 males in my home including the dog. I don’t have time for a poinsettia. But really I…
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If This Week Sucked, Read This.
Here at Midlife Margaritas we are completely over this past week. Time to heal, no matter how you voted. Take a deep breath and pour yourself an extra large cocktail. Life is about how you live it. So let’s get back to making fun of our friends behind their backs and gossiping about how dysfunctional…
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Midlife Margaritas Won another AWARD!
Can you believe it? Thanks to Bleeping Motherhood, we have been nominated for the Sunshine Blogger Award! It must have been our Sunny Disposition. 🙂 So you know we are celebrating with bottles and bottles of Champagne! And you know what that means? DANCING! Not the stripper pole kind but the cool kid kind like…
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Screw You Laundry!
Doing laundry is my all time favorite thing in the whole wide world! Said no mom of a family of all boys ever. I would rather eat a fried rat and a side of snails. Seriously. To you moms of little babies and toddlers, just wait. The clothes piles get bigger and sweatier and weirder…
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