Tag: humor
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When Your Kids Ask Who Your Favorite Child Is. Don’t Panic.
I have a confession about this parenting business. Sometimes I rock the job and sometimes I suck bigly. But I’m always prepared when the kids want to know who my favorite child is. Question is, do you lie? Do you tell them you love them equally? If you are nodding your head yes I am…
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Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….
So what. My blog is one year old today. I CARE! I am so thrilled about how much fun I have had blogging this past year! I have met some very cool and funny bloggers and fans. I started a Facebook page a few months back and have over 600 fans now. Strangers write…
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Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?
A few days ago I posted a picture of this really cool pineapple lamp on Instagram: Isn’t it totally adorbs? Looks great in my little corner. Well later that night an old college friend texted me to call her that she had something funny to tell me. Curiosity killed the kitty so I called her…
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I’m The Worst Mom. Christmas 2016 Edition.
Well it’s almost Christmas 2016 and I am still the worst mom ever. No Christmas cards went out even though I tried to get my kids to pose for a great picture. They were not corporative and after about 100 pictures I gave up. I hope my friends don’t remove me off their card list…
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Viral Words In 2016 That Need To Go Before I Die.
There are some words and phrases that are like nails on a chalkboard for me. For those of you not in the age range of midlife-to almost dead, it’s what we used to write on before smart boards. You can google it for kicks. But back to my rant. Lately I have been on edge…
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